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[cawing]

In my latest haul, I picked up something that I can't resell. Not that I didn't try, but some things are embarrassingly stupid, even to me. Not to mention that some things are anatomically impossible.

I don't want it around the castle any longer, so while it pains me to do this for anything, I'm planning to give it away. Foster good relations, and all that.

Does anyone want some Begnion pornography? The Love Slave, volume 9. An epic tale of forbidden romance between a hawk laguz and her master. Or, you know, more exploitative work. I shudder to think who had to pose for this.

Comments

[maraich]

No.

[cawing.livejournal.com]

I don't blame you.

[maraich]

Why did you bother picking them up?

[cawing.livejournal.com]

I thought someone might be deluded enough to purchase them.

[maraich]

Someone might be. Are you sure you'd want to be associated with them, though?

[cockblocksdee.livejournal.com]

They are children here, you should talk about pornography.

What's a laguz?

[cawing.livejournal.com]

They can ask their parents what that means.

What I am. Part animal.

[cockblocksdee.livejournal.com]

They will still ask you and someoen will explain it the worse way possible.

oh. WHat animal?

[cawing.livejournal.com]

Corrupting young minds is fun, wouldn't you say?

I'm a raven laguz.

[cockblocksdee.livejournal.com]

No, is not.

How does that work?

[no-wing-knight.livejournal.com]

Wow... Who would have thought about selling porn on the internet?

I have no clue what a 'hawk laguz' is, but some people will watch anything.

[cawing.livejournal.com]

It's not a video, I'm afraid. And a hawk laguz is a half-hawk.

[no-wing-knight.livejournal.com]

Or read anything as long as it's porn.

Half-hawk? Sounds mild compared to some of the crap that's floating around on the net.

[cawing.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'm just not going in the right circles.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

I would take it. Naoto might found this interesting, she likes to read that stuff.

[cawing.livejournal.com]

And you're all right with revealing her pornography-reading habits to me?

I like you.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

She is fun when she blushes.

Thanks, my name is Saguru Hakuba.

[cawing.livejournal.com]

We agree on so many things, Saguru.

[truthinfortune.livejournal.com]

...Did you have to mention me by name? Is it really so difficult to say, "I think a friend of mine would like this"?

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

You are the only friend I know that would like this. I'm not giving Kuroba porn.

You're not exactly refusing the present.

[truthinfortune.livejournal.com]

Kaito says he doesn't need porn, anyway.

I didn't say I was going to accept it, either.

[Locked]

...Have you looked at it yet?

[material_guy]

Hi, I heard porn and give away. Nice to meet you. I'll take that now.

[cawing.livejournal.com]

You're second, but I'll have someone make a copy.

[material_guy]

So, what is this, again? Bird porn?

[cawing.livejournal.com]

Half bird porn. Perfect for the wing fetishist in your life.