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[cawing]

In my latest haul, I picked up something that I can't resell. Not that I didn't try, but some things are embarrassingly stupid, even to me. Not to mention that some things are anatomically impossible.

I don't want it around the castle any longer, so while it pains me to do this for anything, I'm planning to give it away. Foster good relations, and all that.

Does anyone want some Begnion pornography? The Love Slave, volume 9. An epic tale of forbidden romance between a hawk laguz and her master. Or, you know, more exploitative work. I shudder to think who had to pose for this.

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[truthinfortune.livejournal.com]

...Did you have to mention me by name? Is it really so difficult to say, "I think a friend of mine would like this"?

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

You are the only friend I know that would like this. I'm not giving Kuroba porn.

You're not exactly refusing the present.

[truthinfortune.livejournal.com]

Kaito says he doesn't need porn, anyway.

I didn't say I was going to accept it, either.

[Locked]

...Have you looked at it yet?

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Tyki is like me, why to read porn if he can have the real thing?

Ah.

[Locked]

No, I don't have the book yet.

[truthinfortune.livejournal.com]

Because he's Noah's Pleasure, and looking at pornographic images is supposed to induce pleasure in the viewer?

That'll teach you to jump to conclusions.

[Locked]

Then how do you know it'll be something that I'd like?

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

I will have to ask Tyki about it.

It's a present, you shouldn't refuse presents.

[Locked]

It's a book about a half bird half human, it's not common. Even I would be interested.

She's going to try and make Hakuba flail

[truthinfortune.livejournal.com]

You do that.

I only refuse presents from people I don't like.

[Locked]

Oh? So you're into that sort of thing, are you?

Good luck XD

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

That's understandable.

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I don't even know what 'that sort of thing' is supposed to mean.

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[truthinfortune.livejournal.com]

You know. Anthropomorphic animals and such. Furries. You've heard of that term, haven't you?

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[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

A bit, yes.

So, that's what turns you on?

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[truthinfortune.livejournal.com]

asdkla;sljfaj How should I know? I've never read anything like that before.

[Locked]I told you that Hakuba is better at mocking people than her ^^

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

You will be able to discover now!