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In my latest haul, I picked up something that I can't resell. Not that I didn't try, but some things are embarrassingly stupid, even to me. Not to mention that some things are anatomically impossible.

I don't want it around the castle any longer, so while it pains me to do this for anything, I'm planning to give it away. Foster good relations, and all that.

Does anyone want some Begnion pornography? The Love Slave, volume 9. An epic tale of forbidden romance between a hawk laguz and her master. Or, you know, more exploitative work. I shudder to think who had to pose for this.

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No.

I don't blame you.

They are children here, you should talk about pornography.

What's a laguz?

They can ask their parents what that means.

What I am. Part animal.

They will still ask you and someoen will explain it the worse way possible.

oh. WHat animal?

Corrupting young minds is fun, wouldn't you say?

I'm a raven laguz.

No, is not.

How does that work?

Why did you bother picking them up?

Your loss.

I have wings and I transform into a giant raven. Very simple.

I thought someone might be deluded enough to purchase them.

Someone might be. Are you sure you'd want to be associated with them, though?

Wow... Who would have thought about selling porn on the internet?

I have no clue what a 'hawk laguz' is, but some people will watch anything.

I would take it. Naoto might found this interesting, she likes to read that stuff.

Edited 2010-04-13 01:27 (UTC)

Hi, I heard porn and give away. Nice to meet you. I'll take that now.

You're second, but I'll have someone make a copy.

It's not a video, I'm afraid. And a hawk laguz is a half-hawk.

And you're all right with revealing her pornography-reading habits to me?

I like you.

Who am I not associated with?

So, what is this, again? Bird porn?

Half bird porn. Perfect for the wing fetishist in your life.

... I can not say that I have a wing fetishist in my life.

Do you still want it?

Since yer doin' a free delivery anyway, how's about droppin' it off at a buddy's for me?

Of course. Who should I send it to?

Hmm. The guy who I know collects porn, or the guy who taught me what porn was... I feel like I owe the guy for teachin' me about it, and this sounds pretty unique so it'd be like returnin' the lesson... But then he's a prude, but the other guy has a porn collection...

How kinky is it, again?

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