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In my latest haul, I picked up something that I can't resell. Not that I didn't try, but some things are embarrassingly stupid, even to me. Not to mention that some things are anatomically impossible.

I don't want it around the castle any longer, so while it pains me to do this for anything, I'm planning to give it away. Foster good relations, and all that.

Does anyone want some Begnion pornography? The Love Slave, volume 9. An epic tale of forbidden romance between a hawk laguz and her master. Or, you know, more exploitative work. I shudder to think who had to pose for this.

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I don't blame you.

Why did you bother picking them up?

I thought someone might be deluded enough to purchase them.

Someone might be. Are you sure you'd want to be associated with them, though?

Who am I not associated with?

Whoever would want that?

At least refrain from shaking their hand.

I'll try my best.

I never got why people were so into that stuff instead of going for the real thing.

I mean, a good read is nice every now and then, but porn is rarely a "good read". It's usually more like they took rejected movie scripts and threw sex scenes into it so that someone would look.

Possibly, they can't get the real thing.

Very possible... I've never had that problem.

Lucky~

I doubt you have that problem.

I don't, thankfully.

Then why call me lucky?

Because we both are.

I'm lucky to be beautiful, but I want a little more than a man who's willing to have sex with me. I can find that anywhere.

One of the choosy ones, are you? I like that in a person.

It's my duty to be choosy. My kids only deserve the best.

You're looking for another father for them.

I guess, partly. But he'll have to be a good lover, too.

Well, of course. No reason to neglect yourself.

Of course.

Sadly, there's a lack of men who qualify.

Any leads?

Nope.

What a shame.