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Naesala ([personal profile] cawing) wrote2010-04-12 08:31 pm
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In my latest haul, I picked up something that I can't resell. Not that I didn't try, but some things are embarrassingly stupid, even to me. Not to mention that some things are anatomically impossible.

I don't want it around the castle any longer, so while it pains me to do this for anything, I'm planning to give it away. Foster good relations, and all that.

Does anyone want some Begnion pornography? The Love Slave, volume 9. An epic tale of forbidden romance between a hawk laguz and her master. Or, you know, more exploitative work. I shudder to think who had to pose for this.
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material_guy: (Ponder ponder ponder...)

[personal profile] material_guy 2010-04-13 10:35 am (UTC)(link)
... I can not say that I have a wing fetishist in my life.

[identity profile] cawing.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
Do you still want it?
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[personal profile] material_guy 2010-04-13 10:38 am (UTC)(link)
Since yer doin' a free delivery anyway, how's about droppin' it off at a buddy's for me?

[identity profile] cawing.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. Who should I send it to?
material_guy: (Hmm...)

[personal profile] material_guy 2010-04-13 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm. The guy who I know collects porn, or the guy who taught me what porn was... I feel like I owe the guy for teachin' me about it, and this sounds pretty unique so it'd be like returnin' the lesson... But then he's a prude, but the other guy has a porn collection...

How kinky is it, again?

[identity profile] cawing.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
On my world, a human having sex with a laguz would be considered incredibly kinky. And it's volume nine, so the positions have to be interesting.
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[personal profile] material_guy 2010-04-13 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
So it's a human fucking a bird. And someone's found a way to fill nine books with different ways to do it.


Got it. Let's ship this off to a Mister Ryudo Issei. He lives someplace called 'Asia'. Do I get to send a note with it?

[identity profile] cawing.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
That would be the premise, yes.

If you want. I'm feeling generous.
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[personal profile] material_guy 2010-04-13 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
And I'm feeling' greedy! What a match!


How 'bout somethin' along the lines of:

"You are the wind beneath my wings.

Love, You <3 Know <3 Who"

He's a pretty busy guy, but he lives at a big temple full of people, so just pass it off to the first person ya see there and they'll get it to him eventually. No reason to hassle yerself in bein' direct when yer already bein' so generous.

[identity profile] cawing.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Understood. It's a pleasure doing business with you.
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